If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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