Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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