It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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