DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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