If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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