He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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