I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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