I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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