I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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