Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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