Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
