I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Fuck appropriateness.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize
