Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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