so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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