i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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