she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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