im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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