I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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