i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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