I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think my mom watched the whole time
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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