i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Quick, to the slutcave!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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