he shaved USA in his pubs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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