i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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