oh god the rape fog is back!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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