No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just pee around me
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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