She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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