I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
two words...techno handjob
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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