17 year olds will be the death of me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize
