I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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