So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Help. Why am I so naked?
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