So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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