dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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