it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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