she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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