There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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