atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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