another moral hangover. fuck.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize