She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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