oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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