he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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