i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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