ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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