The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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