I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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