So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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