Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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