I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize
