Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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