There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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