Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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