Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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