worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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