see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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