There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think your dad took our porno
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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