Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My bed smells like the plague
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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